Watching the results show for So you think you can dance. G is in the kitchen with the dishwasher running, I am on the couch. For clarity sake, "Stick up your butt" is a dancer on the show (one of the judges said he danced like he had a stick up his butt).
Me: hey, its stick up your butt
Me: Its stick up your butt
Me: IT'S THE GUY WITH THE STICK UP HIS BUTT
G: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
Me: disolving into hysterical, blackout inducing laughter
This is only funny if you know my husband. He removes worms from the sidewalk when it has rained really hard.