Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Update on the whole penis thing

Today in the car coming home from daycare:


"yes, son"

"Miss Elisha has a ba-giant, not a penis"

"A ba-giant?"

"Yes Mommy, a ba-giant"

"Do you have a ba-giant mommy?"

So, here's where its funny to be me. Do I say, well yes honey, I have a ba-giant. Or do I sound out VA-GI-NA. Honey, mommy has a VA-GI-NA. Here I am cruising down the road, yelling and sounding out VAGINA, VAGINA, not BA-GIANT Honey. Can you say that? VA GI NA... I don't know if I can do it.

"Yes, sweetie. Mommy has a ba-giant"
(As does Miss Elisha by the way).


Kelly said...

Hee Hee

Keeper Of All Things said...

Out of the mouths of babes

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

easy mum, pull down your pants and panties and show him your vagina, let him lick it