Today in the car coming home from daycare:
"Miss Elisha has a ba-giant, not a penis"
"Yes Mommy, a ba-giant"
"Do you have a ba-giant mommy?"
So, here's where its funny to be me. Do I say, well yes honey, I have a ba-giant. Or do I sound out VA-GI-NA. Honey, mommy has a VA-GI-NA. Here I am cruising down the road, yelling and sounding out VAGINA, VAGINA, not BA-GIANT Honey. Can you say that? VA GI NA... I don't know if I can do it.
"Yes, sweetie. Mommy has a ba-giant"
(As does Miss Elisha by the way).